akanedee:

if you ever call me annoying, even if it’s just jokingly, the chances of me ever speaking to you again are slim to none because I’ll be so afraid that every little word or sound that comes out of my mouth will aggravate you and make you cringe and hate my existence

(via hallita)

  • Someone:

    are you crying?

  • Me:

    no, I'm having an allergic reaction.

  • Someone:

    to what?

  • Me:

    life.

derekthereindeer:

why insult someone when you can say something nice in a very sarcastic tone 

(Source: jaredtops, via zeroosugar)

rnackenzie:

i wanna respect everybodys opinion but some peoples opinions are just so terrible

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zeroosugar:

Baked as a cake

zeroosugar:

Baked as a cake

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